Phyllis Is a Piss Drinker

Hi, my name is Phyllis Dunn and I'm a Pibb drinker. I love to drink tea.

So to show you how well I like it, I'm fixing the drink for you.

Ready?

You know, I usually like to gargle it, bubble it, drink it, let it run down my face.

But tonight, I'm just really, really, really thirsty.